SpongeBob: Prom expert away! (jumps away as Pearl's friends walk up to her)įriend: I’d like you to meet Billy Fishkins!įriend #2: And you know Brian Flounder from math class.įriend: So, like, where's your date Pearl? We’re all dying to meet him. He holds onto the curtain to keep his balance.) Cheese! (curtain collapses on them and the photo is taken) That’ll be a keeper. (SpongeBob messes up his footing and jumps everywhere and apologizes to everyone but eventually gets to the photo-shoot. (SpongeBob is having trouble getting over to the photo-shoot) Come on, SpongeBob! (Pearl sprays him with something that deflates his arm) SpongeBob: Uh-uh-uh.(our) first prom picture. (flash goes off where the pictures are being held) SpongeBob: (checks his list) Well, I guess the first thing we should do is. Now at the prom where the limo is driving up but the back wheels are flat so its screeching on the road.) Krabs: Go easy on him, lassie! I can’t afford to break in a new fry cook! (laughs and closes the door. Pearl: (claps) A limo! Why didn’t you say so? (Pearl grabs SpongeBob and drags him out of the house) I love limousines! SpongeBob: Uhh, Pearl, we’ve got to get back to the limo. I want to drink punch with my friends and don’t do that other thing you’re always doing. (SpongeBob writes down a list of what Pearl wants to do on a notepad) I want to go to the prom, get my picture taken, and I want to dance.(SpongeBob has a big list now). Now listen, SpongeBob, I just want to get through this with my social status intact. Pearl: (wearing a pink dress) Well, at last no one will recognize you. Krabs: Hello? (SpongeBob lowers himself by some sort of crank) What do you think Pearl? Cleans up pretty well, doesn’t he? Ok Gary, wait till Pearl gets an eyeful of this! (Gary hides in his shell. (licks his two front teeth that are braced up) Handsome. (pops out of a toaster as some bread) Tan. Now, he ties his shoes which are on stilts) Long. Then he plants some seeds into the tuxedo and waters it to grow a pink flower.
Then he takes a shower and plucks his eyebrows to put in some new ones. Magazine is 'Long Tan and Handsome') Hey Gary, this magazine gives me an idea! (SpongeBob cuts through some black fabric then sews it up. SpongeBob: What is it Gary? What do you have? (Gary hides in his shell while SpongeBob takes out a magazine from Gary's shell. Besides, how am I supposed to compare with Pearl’s old boyfriend, Mr. SpongeBob: No, that was Patrick who brought his mom. I couldn’t even get a date for my own junior prom. Krabs, I am a prom expert! (now at home) Oh Gary, I’m a prom failure. SpongeBob: Really? Oh, wow! Don’t worry Mr. Krabs: Never mind that, boy! You’re taking Pearl to her prom! Krabs! Are you talking to that dummy I made? It’s pretty realistic isn’t it? (holds up the left arm) I made this part out of. Remember, you’re doing it for good old Mr. Krabs: Now listen boy, I’m-a counting on you to make this a very special night for a very special girl. Listen up! Which one of you lucky lubbers wants to take me lovely daughter Pearl to the prom? (everyone runs away) But I can’t take him, daddy! They’ll kick me off the most frequently pictured in the yearbook committee. Pearl: Ahh, the fry cook? Do you know what that would do to my complexion? People would mistake me for a planetarium? Pearl cries even harder) Wait, wait.here, take SpongeBob! Why, uhh.I’ll take you! (Pearl begins to cry) What about Squidward? (Squidward is filing his tentacles. Pearl: That’s because there’s only one fish in the sea that's long, tan and handsome as he is. Krabs: Her scurvy prom date stood her, boy and now she can’t seem to find another. Krabs with part of a table around his face) Calm down, girl! (a wave of water from the tears busts the door down but SpongeBob pushes the door back up for a couple seconds then the water comes breaking through the door and wiping out all the customers dropping them to the floor. SpongeBob gets a pan and puts it on top of his head for protection of the tears) Just then SpongeBob hears Pearl come in and crying. (At the Krusty Krab where SpongeBob is sniffing a krabby patty then squirts a mustard "check" on the patty and puts on the bun. Episode Article: The Chaperone Characters
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